Metal Family: Dee answers questions

[ORIGINAL VIDEO]
[SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear (@ratibear on Instagram)

Well, hello. I’m Dee. I’m gonna answer your questions. Let’s go then...

"What’s your favorite episode of ponies?"
I don’t watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... or whatever it’s called.

"What anime have you watched?"
Naruto, started watching Attack on Titan, Hellsing, Vampire Hunter D — not because he’s called D. Death Note, Higurashi, Elfen Lied. I don’t know if Miyazaki’s stuff can be called anime, but I like it too.

"How many languages do you know and which?"
English, Latin, Spanish... basically a bit of everything.

"Who is that girl from the quest room? Do you know her?"
I don’t know what you mean.

"How does your family support each other? How does everyone in the family support you, and how you support them?"
Well, when I’m sad I go into Heavy’s room and curl up into a ball on his lap... and begin to cry. ... That’s what you wanted to hear, right?

"What shampoo do you use?"
They didn't pay me for advertising.

"How much do your services at school cost? (I could really use them)"
It's a secret. You're obviously not from our school.

"Are you adopted?"
... Yes.

"What makeup do you use and what prompted you to start using makeup?"
I just like how I look with makeup. And I won't tell you what I use.

"Does Heavy annoy you or do you love him as a brother?"
He annoys me as a brother.

"What do you think about your popularity with the fangirls?"
What fangirls?

"What's the meaning of all things?"
What's the meaning of all shits? [He turned the Russian word "sushego" (living things/everything) into "srushego" (shitting)]

Ha, cool avatar. "Hello. How do you feel about people around you? Do you think people of lower intellectual skills than yours are second-class?"
I don't divide people into classes.

"Which field of science is the most interesting to you?"
Well, in the past I was into physics and chemistry. And now I'm more drawn towards psychology.

"Why won't you put a lock on your door?"
So that Heavy doesn't start bawling.

"Favorite music bands are genres?"
Nu metal, heavy alternative, metalcore... If we're talking bands specifically, then right now I listen to Omnium Gatherum, Black Veil Brides, Ghost...

"What writers do you like?"
I placed them in the front, special for you.
[Books on the shelf: Stephen King; Howard Phillips Lovecraft — The Call of Cthulhu; Alexander Panchin — Defense Against The Dark Arts; Jules Verne — Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Seas; Indistinguishable book; Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality]

"Have you seen fanfics of you an Heavy? Check it out, you'll like it"
Let's see... ... I didn't like it.

"Do you like rats?"
No.

"Dee, is everything okay in your relationship with your brother? Because it seems like you passively hate each other. How do you actually feel about him?"
He's okay.

"Do you want a [romantic] relationship?"
You mean with you?

"Does your brother's room stink?"
No, it doesn't.

"What games do you prefer to play?"
Overwatch, Warcraft... I've beaten The Witcher 3 times already. From the recent ones Cyberpunk, Red Dead Redemption. I've also played all Resident Evil games. Etc.

"What's your opinion on live action role-playing? (In the woods, etc). Would you like to try it with your family?"
I dunno. As a kid it was fun, we played with Heavy. But now I'm kinda grown out of it. Heavy plays alone now, in his woods... He still hasn't grown up.

"Dee, do you love anybody?"
It's none of your business.

"Do you like retro anime? Like "Astro Boy"?"
No.

"Favorite anime genre?"
I don't know much about them.

"What's your pet's name?"
Heavy.

"How are things on the personal front?"
There’s a reason why it's personal. Shmersonal. [He repeats the word "lichny" (personal) as "yaichny" (like an egg) as a joke]

"Dee, does your brother annoy you often? And does he have some qualities that you like/respect?"
Well, he's often away from home. I think that's a good quality, I respect it.

"Do you listen to MCR? If so, what's your fave album?"
I do, but I don't have a favorite album.

"Have you given up on playing guitar?"
Yes, I'm not interested in it.

"How do others feel about your makeup?"
I don't give a fuck.

"Dee, I have 2 questions. What do you think about Gustav?..."
Nothing. I don't know who that is.
"... What happened after Glam found your cigarettes?"
They weren't mine, they were mom's. She just asked me to hide them behind the fridge, but not in the kitchen. And I had to figure out what that means.

"What do you think about Heavy's Instagram?"
Let him play. As long as he doesn't use TikTok.

"Have you ever wanted to grow muscles?"
Growing brains is better.

"Dee, where do you leave at night?"
To the toilet. I don't want to go through Heavy's room, or I'll wake him up.

"Dee, how do you take care of your hair?"
Who do you think I am, a beauty blogger?

"Rerity or Rarity?"
You... I don't watch your ponies!

"Do you watch other cartoons besides Ponies?..."
Back off already!

"Dee, have you heard about the lead singer of Twisted Sister, Dee Snider? Do you think you were named after him?"
Yeah, I was.

"First question: How do you feel about Siberian punk-rock, for example Grazhdanskaya Oborona, Cherniy Lukich, etc? And second question: What do you think about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?"
I don't listen to nor watch any of that.

"How do you feel about yoyr brother..." [A typo in the question]
I think he's a pretty yoyr brother.
"... and who do you see yourself as in the future?"
I'm not Doctor Manhattan, I can't look into my future.

"Dee, do you want a sister?"
Depends on how old this sister is.

"VK or Insta?"
Both are shit.

"What movies would you recommend?"
You should watch Tommy Wiseau's "The Room". Great movie.

[Dee skips the beginning of the message. Here's what it said:
Fhtagn, mellon ("friend" in Elvish) Dee! I wish you happiness! For free! And let nothing upset you! I know I'm being impudent, but I have a bit more than 1 question.]
"What's your favorite/least favorite food?..."
Any. I'm not picky.
"Do you have religious views or life philosophy on God/Gods?"
I'm an atheist.
"If the Devil asked you to make a deal, what would you trade your soul for? (If you've done it already then you don't have to answer).“
Consider that I've already done that.

“Dee, do you have some type of favorite plant?”
My brother.

“Where will you enroll after school?”
I haven’t decided yet. I don’t think I’ll have trouble with that.

“Do you have problems at school? For example, does anyone bully you for how you look or because you’re a “know-it-all”? How do you deal with it?”
I’m not a “know-it-all”. How I deal with it? Well, I have my own methods.

“Which grade are you in?”
10th.

“Dee how didb you o fell off the roof at night like that and got bruises heavy told about it btw”
Fucking what? What’s the question here?

“What do you prefer best: motorcycles or cars?”
Cars are safer.

“What about your hair? How long do you prepare that nest before going out?”
Sometimes I style it for 10 minutes, sometimes 15.

“Why do you need so many hard drives?”
[sarcastically] To store all seasons of My Little Pony.

“For what purpose were you carrying around that video with the cat?”
Heh, that’s not the only thing I carry around.

“Aren't you hot in those shoes?”
... It’s tolerable.

“How long have you been helping your classmates for money?”
Margarita Semyonovna, is that you? I don’t help anyone, it’s all rumors. [Its his teacher’s name]

“Ever fought someone?”
Sure. In MK, Street Fighter...

“Hi Dee, I wanna ask a question. How do you feel about being drawn, I mean as a live model for me. I like your proportions. Will you pose for me? (With clothes on, of course)”
Is that when you have to stay still and not move? Nah, I don’t have time for this.

“What’s your relationship with your family?”
A normal relationship.

“Do you feel bad about Heavy being stronger than you?”
You mean stronger in stink?

“Is Dee your full name? If not, how does your full name sound?”
Actually Dee Snider’s full name is Daniel. And mine’s Dee. So my full name is Dee.

“Do you know why your father gets angry sometimes and afraid about you dishonoring him? And why do you make fun of Heavy in terms of intellect? You're just too smart.”
No one's dishonoring or making fun of anyone! You’re just projecting your personal problems onto our family’s relationships.

“What would you do if you got a death note?”
Definitely not what Light did! “To become the God of this world”... What a stupid goal.

“What type of girls do you like?”
Well, the ones who dress nicely, take care of themselves... [clears throat]

“What’s your favorite Disturbed album and favorite song from it?”
Favorite album is Immortalized, and favorite song from it... probably The Light.

"Kafka, The Strugatsky or Tolkien?"
Tolkien.

"Who's your favorite character from Death Note? By the way, if its not too hard, can you show your Ryuk figure up close?"
I think you answered your own question.

"What do you think about Ches?"
He's alright. He's almost like a relative to us.

"Were you hurt when Glam called you a talentless musician?"
First of all, I'm not a musician. And about the whole talentless thing, well... He sometimes has those moments.

"What's your phone's model and brand?"
I have several of them.

"What have you done during Heavy's Q&A? We saw you hack the video."
How did you see it if I hacked it? That idiot doesn't even know how to ban. I bet he hacked himself accidentally. And I just turned on my camera to take his photo.

"Do you wanna move out from your parents?"
I think I'll definitely move out once I'm 18. I kinda want more personal space.

"How does your hair look without a hair tie?"
I don't like it.

"Why does Heavy think you listen to pop music?"
Cuz he's an idiot.

"Do you believe in the supernatural?"
Which season?

"How do you feel about the whole fandom turning you gay?"
No one turned me into anything! You and your sick fantasies...

"You're a rectangle."
...

"What can't be doubled in a sixth chord of basic triads?"
Hm... Oh, there. Bass.

"Do you know SCP? If so, which SCP is your favorite?"
Well, I like the Shy Guy.
"And what would you do if you were class D?"
Resign or die.

"How old are you?"
15.

"What was that forbidden thing you wanted to watch on the internet so badly that you had to hack into the security system?"
Sofia, you're too young to know about it.

"Hello, Dee. Tell me please, have you played Undertale? If so, which route: pacifist or genocide? Though you could've also done neutral."
Yeah I have, on genocide straight away. And I broke the freaking game.

"Hellsing or Hellsing OVA?"
Well, Hellsing has a cooler opening, and Hellsing OVA follows the manga better... I guess Hellsing OVA is worse because its just a retelling of the manga.

"Do you drink alcohol in secret from your parents?"
No, I don't need it.

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
Ah, the Mad Hatter's riddle. I never liked Alice in Wonderland...

"Have you watched Naruto? If so, who's your favorite character?"
Shikamaru.

"If you turned into Heavy for the whole day, whet would you do?"
[mockingly] I'd learn to read books!

"Do you think the end justifies the means?"
Depends on the means, and depends on the end.

"I want pizza."
Huh, good idea actually.

[doorbell rings]
Pizza guy: [unintelligible]
Vicky: Freaking... WHICH ONE OF YOU MORONS ORDERED A PIZZA?
Heavy: I dunno! I-It wasn't me!
Glam: Wrong address. We should return it.
Dee: Hey, hey, wait! Don't return it! I paid for it already!
Vicky: Wha... What do you mean paid?
Dee: I ordered it, it's all paid for.
Glam: And why did you use my card?
Dee: I used a promo code, there's a 30% first order discount, so... I-I don't think that...