Metal Family Translations

[The ArtWave 2021 convention was held in Moscow on March 20th. Alina and Dima were given a pretty short time on stage, so they were in a bit of a hurry. You can watch the stream vod on VK . Metal Family part starts at around 2:40:00 ] Alina: Hello everybody. I'm Alina, this is Dima, aka Xydownik, aka Fyodor. We're the creators of Metal Family! [crowd cheers] Dima: Well, let's go in order? We don't have a lot of time. Alina: We're gonna tell you in short about the comic, which I hope most of you are here for. But first a little about the first season, mid-season, and then about the creation of the comic. Let's begin by talking about the first season, after the release of episode 10, which came out on May 13. Dima: We were actually going to do a premiere of it here at ArtWave in May, but it was cancelled. Alina: Oh well, at least we'll show you the comic. Dima: We wanna first talk about things that were cut from the first season. Some of you might find it inte

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [TL Note: Metal Family Kitchen is a series of voice acting behind the scenes bloopers. In the original, Ches is voiced by Dima, but for the sake of clarity I'll still refer to him as Ches.]  Ches: It's got such an ass, mmm! Alina: Nah, no way. Let's change it to "butt" after all. Ches: Booty? Alina: Butt. Ches: Butt. Okay. It's got such a butt, mmm! What, is it yours? Is... ssshhhhh. Why am I... [whistling] Fucking hell. What, is-... shhhh! Goddammit, it pisses me off! What's with the lisp? [tries to whistle] I can't even do it on purpose. What, is- [whistles like a kettle]. Ches: Hellooo! Alina: That's awesome! I can imagine him sliding in closer like that. Ches: Wait, again. Hellooooooooo! That one's for variety. We'll see which one's best. Ches: Well, in major a double-augmented sixth chord is the same as a double temina-... [reads script] half-diminished dominant ch-... half-diminished dominant chord! [Note: I hav

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [TL Note: Metal Family Kitchen is a series of voice acting behind the scenes bloopers. In the original, Glam, Dee and Lydia are voiced by Zhenya, aka Blin. For clarity I will refer to Zhenya as the characters he voices.] [EPISODE #7] Dee: We made a deal. Tomorrow's my mu-... Dima: We had a deal! Tomorrow's my music day! Dee: It's just the word "muzden"... ["Muzden" means "music day", and it sounds sort of like a swear word] Dima: [laughs] Glam: Fifth or sixth open string. Dee: Fuckin', like this? Nneh? Alina: Too sarcastic. Dee: Too BLEGH? Dima: How do I play it on guitar? BLEGH! [laughs] All crooked like that. Fucking hell. Dee: [angry grunts] I shat. Dima: [laughs] Dee's on the toilet, episode 8! Glam: Dee, you're on the toilet! Dee: I wanna be able to pick up a guitar, go outside and... Alina: [mockingly] Guitar! Dee: Guitar! Dima: Guitar! Dee: Guitar! You hit me in the head with a guitar! That's from Puss

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [TL Note: Metal Family Kitchen is a series of voice acting behind the scenes bloopers. In the original, Glam and Lydia are voiced by Zhenya, aka Blin. For clarity I will refer to Zhenya as the characters he voices.] Seb: May I sit down? Dima: Not here. Seb: May I, not here? Seb: Music! I liked it! Alina: [laughs] Seb: Alina's facepalming. [du du du noises] It's like Slipknot. Alina: Your head's gonna rotate on its axis and explode. Seb: Okay, let's do a few more. You want to record a video? Alina: Don't pay attention. Seb: No! No, please, no! Zhenya: [more du du du noises] Alina: [laughs] Seb: [sings] My voice cracked! Alina: [laughs and pulls out phone] Seb: No, don't record this, please! [sings again] Oh, c'mon! Too high for me. Seb: Was it really necessary to move so far away-... [reads script] Was it really necessary to move so far away. Was it really necessary to mo- eh! Fuck. Ches: Don't touch it, and make sure no one else touc

  [ORIGINAL VIDEO]  [TL Note: Metal Family Kitchen is a series of voice acting behind the scenes bloopers. The characters in this episode are voiced by Dima, but for the sake of clarity I'll refer to him as the characters he voices.] Heavy: Daaad? Dad? [burps] Here's the thing... I'm burping. Teacher: Okay. I'm a respected woman, I absolutely don't care what you think of me! This horrible appearance! Ha ha ha, that's how I am! I'm a teacher, in the best meaning of that word! My name is Galina Huyovovna! [In Russian "huy" (хуй) means "dick"] This horrible appearance! This horrible, long, unwashed hair! Fucking dipshit! I think this should make your parents- no. Not like that, my lips are huge. I'm going to have to take- mhph behbeh! Beh beeeh! [laughs] She transformed. [transformation noise] Then back to the big-lipped bitch. Glam: From what I've heard, you're dissatisfied with my son's behavior and looks? Teacher: AND YOU

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [TL Note: Metal Family Kitchen is a series of voice acting behind the scenes bloopers. In the original, Glam, Dee and Lydia are voiced by Zhenya, aka Blin. For clarity I will refer to Zhenya as the characters he voices.] Dima: Talk a bit more clearly! More happiness! More happiness! Glam: [big smile] Oh, you’re talking about Ches… “Prochesa”, like scratching something. [In Russian “pro Chesa” (about Ches) sounds very close to “prochesat’” (прочесать), meaning “to scratch”] Dima: It’s like an insult. Glam: Ah, so your name is Prochesa! Hmm, we decided to not buy a green rooster because… oh, you mean Ches! Oh, you're talking about Ches! Dima: You’re talking, Prochesa! Glam: You're talking, Prochesa! Ha ha ha! My wife can talk, did you know that? Dima: Her name is Prochesa. Glam: Prichesa. [In Russian the word “prich” (прыщ) means “pimple”] Dima: She was a princess, but now she’s a prichesa. Glam: It’s been so long since I’ve voiced anything… Oh, you mean Ches.

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [TL Note: Metal Family Kitchen is a series of voice acting behind the scenes bloopers. In the original, Glam and Dee (and Lydia) are voiced by Zhenya, aka Blin. For clarity I will refer to Zhenya as the characters he voices.]  [EPISODE #1] Glam: [silly noise] Dima usually does that. Dima: I go "AAA"! Glam: [gets in the role] On what occasion? Alina: Too aggressive. Glam: Yup, like RRR. On what occasion? Dima: [unintelligible] Glam: Here he just goes... boop! [laughs] Glam: Good afternoon! [starts singing randomly] It'll be hard for me to do this voice, really. I won't be able to use this tone for every phrase. He's always like this, right? [imitating Glam's tone of voice] Dima: Yup yup. Glam: You can call me Glam! Alina and Dima: [laughing] Like a pigeon. Glam: [pigeon sounds] [clears throat] ... I shitted. In that case I find this normal. Alina: [mockingly repeats] This . Glam: Well, he's all like "ah"! Wait... [clears throat]