Metal Family Season 2 Episode 2

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Season 2 Episode 2: Lif

Dee: Oh, this yours? Here. Ha, no problem. Ah, wait, your voice is familiar... Didn't you send me a voice message? This is you, right? Ha, funny, we go to the same school. By the way, you're way prettier in real life than in your profile picture. Should I walk you home? I know where you live, haha... Ugh, why would I know where she lives? No, that'll only scare her. [On screen: Pck up, Give, Compl, Fam vo, Take ph, Show scr, Same sch, I kn wh, Wlk h]
Eh, I'll just improvise.

Guy: Dee, come in. I'm in position.
Dee: Great. What about Heavy?
Guy: He's in detention, as you said. Hey, will you really delete the video? You won't trick me?
Dee: Statistically speaking, the number of students I've tricked in this school is zero.
Guy: I've always wondered who'd fall for these—
Dee: Shh, they're coming out. Wait for the signal. As always, she's one of the last to come out.
Girl: Fuck!
Dee: And, as always, she forgot something.
Guy: Hey, Dee, she's coming back. Should we cancel?
Dee: No, it's okay, she'll be right back. Stay in position and wait for the signal.
Guy: Alright, fine. Ohhh, I'm Dee! I'm smart, I'm pretty, I'm—
Teacher: Gay-Lussac's law! You should learn it instead of drawing pictures!
Girl: Uh-huh, thank you! Goodbye!
Teacher: Skank.
Girl: Ugly bitch.

Dee: Almost here. Get ready.
Go.
Girl: Asshole! Stick a horn up your ass! What a day...
Heavy: This yours? Here. What a dick! Dee, let's go beat his ass!
Dee: What the hell are you doing h—... I thought you were in detention.
Heavy: Yeah, I was, but it wasn't my fault, I was set up! So I ran away. Let's go home, I'll tell you everything.
Dee: Ugh, alright.
Girl: Wait! Your voice is familiar... Didn't you send me a voice message?
Dee: Uhhh... I... Um...
Girl: That's right, here! Dark Prince Dee, that's you, right?
Dee: Uhhh...
Girl: Uh, could've just said yes instead of showing this thing. What is that by the way? Grocery list?
Dee: Your voice is familiar didn't you send me a voice message.
Girl: Dude, of course I did! You sent me yours first.
Dee's message: Well, hello... Um, anyway... Dee's my real name, hah.
Girl: Well, now that we've met, should we walk home? Do you know where I live?
Dee: YE—... How would I know?
Heavy: Dee, are you okay? You're kinda... Wait a second... Are you... being shy?!
Dee: Fuck you.
Girl: I live in house no. 63, right across from the graveyard. My name's Lif by the way. And you are?
Heavy: My name's Heavy, I'm his brother. So across from the graveyard?
Lif: Uh-huh.
Heavy: Ohhh. We should hang out there. We live in house no. 18, so we're going the same way.
Lif: Cool, let's go!
Heavy: You going, Dark Prince?
Dee: Ugh, yeah yeah.

Heavy: Spire? We call it a totem.
Lif: Totem? Why totem?
Heavy: Well, it's like... a totem.
We've only been there a few times. If dad's not cooking, mom lets us eat at the noodle place.
Lif: Your dad cooks?
Heavy: Hey, is it comfortable walking in those boots? I mean, they look cool, but...
Lif: Heh, thank you. But actually yeah, you gotta get used to them.
Heavy: I tried wearing Dee's old ones when he grew out of them...
And here it says beware of dog, but that's bullshit. I've climbed up this fence many times, there's no dog here.
Lif: Ha, cool.
Dee: Heavy, get down.
Heavy: But I— AH! SHIT!
And at night they close the graveyard so that the dead won't escape.
Lif: Yeah, they're like that.
Dee: Very funny. Freaking comedian.

Heavy: And then I go in like... And Dee throws the thing, and we both got a team kill.
Lif: Well then... Here's my house. Thanks for escorting me, I've learned a l—... Dee? Are you upset?
Dee: No, just... Remembered something.
Heavy: He's upset because we're gonna be home late because of you. Dee, don't blame her, it's not her fault!
Lif: What? Is that true?
Dee: No, it's not, I... I...
Heavy: You're always angry if something doesn't go your way. Did she ruin your plans?
Dee: Shut up already, you little...
Lif: Alright... I guess I'll go home.
Dee: Wait, I... I wanted to offer you something. Remember we talked about Omnium Gatherum's new album? Well, they're having a concert in town soon and I managed to get a couple of tickets. It wasn't easy, though, since they were all sold out in a week. Will you go with me?
Heavy: Um... How will she come with us if there are only two tickets?