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WhoAreThoseFreaksOnStage — Pathologist

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[ORIGINAL VIDEO (HOME VERSION)] [ORIGINAL VIDEO (STUDIO VERSION)] [SUBTITLES (HOME VERSION] & [STUDIO VERSION] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Body incision, I just started the job, But I already know what to write in the report. Dingle-berries clumping and papules festering, The smell's so bad it makes me want to puke. At least I've learned how to weigh hearts. Yours is just right, about 302 grams. At least I can do what no one else could, I'll use thread to sew your mouth shut. In my heart I'm a fine poet, in my work I'm a skilled butcher, And among my friends I'm a generator of intestinal jokes. Pathologist! You won't be able to avoid my services for long. All my clients are pleased with the result. Pathologist! Liver abscess, amenorrhea of the scrotum, Strange that I'm not seeing urethritis in you. There's clear nanism in the brain, Excoriations all over the urethra. Someday I'll be lying here, too, My colleague examining my cys...

Metal Family. Trip to Kazakhstan. (Geek Time Fest)

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[ORIGINAL VIDEO] Kazakhstan GEEK TIME Fest. We rarely go anywhere at all, because...because we're constantly busy with far more important things. But we got a message from our partners from Almaty, who always greatly support us by buying our merch. They invited us to GEEK TIME Fest as guests. We won't lie, we had our own selfish goals for this trip. So selfish! We wanted to set up an overseas account in Kazakhstan. Why do we need an overseas account? Let me explain. We wanted to make the English version at the same time as the Russian one, so that the English viewers wouldn't have to wait long, but due to sanctions we have no way of paying our English voice actors. For that we need an overseas account. "Bla, bla, bla... And the account will be ready in 3 days, ha ha!" Obviously, though, it was gonna take a lot longer than 3 days, so we had to abandon this idea. That's fine! Unfortunately, we're living in a time where...who knows, maybe next year we won...