WhoAreThoseFreaksOnStage — Pathologist

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[SUBTITLES (HOME VERSION] & [STUDIO VERSION] by heavibear (@ratibear on Instagram)

Body incision, I just started the job,
But I already know what to write in the report.
Dingle-berries clumping and papules festering,
The smell's so bad it makes me want to puke.
At least I've learned how to weigh hearts.
Yours is just right, about 302 grams.
At least I can do what no one else could,
I'll use thread to sew your mouth shut.

In my heart I'm a fine poet, in my work I'm a skilled butcher,
And among my friends I'm a generator of intestinal jokes.
Pathologist!
You won't be able to avoid my services for long.
All my clients are pleased with the result.
Pathologist!

Liver abscess, amenorrhea of the scrotum,
Strange that I'm not seeing urethritis in you.
There's clear nanism in the brain,
Excoriations all over the urethra.
Someday I'll be lying here, too,
My colleague examining my cystitis.
Don't forget to take something out to remember me by,
Before they go and bury me.

In your heart you're a fine poet, in your work you're a skilled butcher,
And among your friends you're a generator of intestinal jokes.
Pathologist!
I won't be able to avoid your services for long.
All your clients are pleased with the result.
Pathologist!

Pathologist...

In your heart you're a fine poet, in your work you're a skilled butcher,
And among your friends you're a generator of intestinal jokes.
Pathologist!
I won't be able to avoid your services for long.
All your clients are pleased with the result.
Pathologist!

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  1. I am IN LOVE with this song! Thank you so much for all the translations you do!!

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    1. You're welcome! And thank you! ♥

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    2. We miss you , can you please come back 🥺

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