Metal Family Translations

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [COVER BY ALEX VAS] [SUBTITLES (HOME VERSION] & [STUDIO VERSION] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) [Word for word translation] That day when I was born, A pine cone took roots in the forest. I felt a connection between us. You and I, It’s like we’re connected by chains. I knew you were growing amidst the trees. Finding you required no effort. And even though you don't make a sound, I feel the bond. And it’s enough for me. The years will pass, I’ll become a teenager, But the age difference won't change. You’ll always be the same age as me, And with each year we grow and thrive. The pine tree grows! The pine tree grows! And so do I! One family! One destiny! It’s been approximately 16 years, And I started hooking up with girls under you. With one of which I got unlucky, We both got drunk and it went way too far. Now I’m a dad with a ring on my finger. But no. Our bond didn’t weaken. I took my kids to meet you. Look, look! HOLY SHIT! YOU HAVE KIDS TOO! ...

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Dima: TE-HE-HE! And now we continue to discuss the topic of “Imagine”. Since the very first “Imagine” lots of people wrote about Lord of The Rings. Winx too, of course, but c’mon guys, we’re not gonna watch all seasons of this crap. Sorry. And we’ve already mentioned and talked about LOTR before, so making an Imagine on it was inevitable. However, unlike Harry Potter where we could just put the characters in the setting, we can’t do that here. Because they’re just gonna swim in this world like shit in an ice hole, and won’t do anything interesting. [Text on pot: “Lord of The Rings”] And since LOTR has, to put it mildly, way more characters than Metal Family, we’ll have to drop not only blood relationships, but also the entire timeline. [Glam on screen: “You’re not my son anymore.”] You’ll see what I mean. Let’s go! The world is changed. Glam: You’re late! I’ve been waiting for an hour! Ches: A wizard is never late...