Metal Family Translations

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Season 2 Episode 1: His Secrets Heavy: Dee! Dee! Dee, have you seen my homework? Dee: It's in the Slayer compartment. Heavy: Ah, found it! Alright, I'm off! Glam: Heavy, breakfast. Vicky: Learn to use your hands! Freaking Tarzan. Glam: Good morning, Victoria. Vicky: Yeah yeah, morning-shmorning... Glam: Poached egg with asparagus and mushy peas. Vicky: What about bacon?! Glam: We had bacon yesterday. Frequent consumption of bacon raises cholesterol levels and affects the cardiovascular system, as well as the brain, which can affect coordination, memory and... Vicky: Fine, fine, fine! "Coordination, memory..." And why is our princess not following her little brother to school, dropping feces on the way? Glam: He's going on a field trip to the science lab today at 9, in place of his first two lessons. And then he'll go to school and... Your third lesson is history, I believe? Dee: Yeah, tha...

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] This stream was held on November 25th in celebration of xydownik's (aka Dima's) birthday. People sent donations and participated in little quizzes by Alina and Dima. People who were the first to give the right answer in chat won special sketches and random pieces of merch. Most of the stream consisted of Alina and Dima reading donations and discussing things unrelated to MF. For the sake of time and clarity I'll only be focusing on important or fun parts.   Skip to the end of the page for a TL;DR! [Stream starts at 39:00. Alina and Dima greet everyone and get ready] [40:26] First donation sketch Dima: Hey, someone already donated. Let's see... Alina: [reads the donation] "Happy Birthday! Thank you for your work." Dima: Thank you... who was it? Alina: [reads the nickname] Alright, nice. Dima: Oh, yeah. Actually we've been wanting to announce a few contests and we already have a winner, because as soon as we started the stream someone immed...