Metal Family Translations

  [ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Season 2 Episode 4: Gift Heavy: Hello? Thanks! Wait, is the test today? Man, in the second period, too. Nah, I didn't prepare. I was dropping ranks until 2 am last night. Vicky: Heavy! Are you up yet? Heavy: Yes, I'm up! Getting ready! We'll figure something out. Maybe we'll copy Angelica's. She's coming, right? Great! Alright, see ya. Okay, so far so good. But what do I do about the test? Vicky: Heavy, goddammit, where are you?! Heavy: Coming!    Heavy: Good morning, everyone! Uh... Dee: Mom got mad that you took so long and left. Hurry up and sit down, unless you wanna make dad angry, too. Heavy: Oh. So what's for breakfast? Glam: Heavy! What do you think you're doing?! What took you so long to come down?! Heavy: What— I didn't mean to, I mean— What? Glam: What are you trying to do, make it cool down?! Heavy: M-make what cool down? Glam: What do you mean "what"

[ORIGINAL VIDEO (HOME VERSION)] [ORIGINAL VIDEO (STUDIO VERSION)] [SUBTITLES (HOME VERSION] & [STUDIO VERSION] by heavibear All songs are like songs, but this one is different It runs away and I try to catch up As soon as I wake up, my mind is blank Not a trace, not a trace I sit all day with the notebook before me I try to remember any line, any note But the evening comes and my mind is blank Not a trace, not a trace But in my dream I will see it again... The music will pierce through me That dreamy melody, forgotten yesterday Do not try to hum the words 'Cause I am not your muse, you are too young to keep a hold on me. It evokes those very feelings When you're in possession of a masterpiece You want to be their author, but oh, what a shame Your mind is blank Wrote it down in my dream and hid it in my bed But there's no export option in dreams I wave my hand, I guess I'll forget you You're not mine anyway But in my dream I'll see it again... The music wil

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] During the stream Alina and Dima talked about their life for the last 2 months, the birth of their son and occasionally answered some of the donators' questions. Most questions were either irrelevant to the show, were asked before in previous streams/q&as, or were ignored due to being too spoilery. Here's a TL;DR of important points of the stream: The new (4th) episode might come out on New Years or shortly after New Years. The 4th episode will be “shorter than the last one”. After the 4th episode Dima wants to work on a new episode of bloopers (MF Kitchen). Everything shown in the season 2 trailer will appear in the show. Ches's drug addiction didn't develop in one day, it possibly started in adolescence and worsened with time. Originally Lordy and Bob were supposed to be the ones who kicked Ches out of the band, not the manager, because they were tired of him dragging the band down. This was changed because Alina and Dima didn't want to make t

  [ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear There are three of us now! Congratulations are in order! Yes, yes, yes, thank you, thank you, yes. Wait. It's Rage. Raging at...Yudin Maternity Hospital. The topic of childbirth is pretty off-putting to me, as it is to a lot of other people. We all know that it hurts like hell, that there’s a lot of blood and mucus, and that they cut the umbilical cord. Blegh. So I agreed to be present at the birth. What else could I do? Alina and I do everything together, and at such a crucial moment, I had to support her, especially since she herself said that it would be easier for her if I was there. Plus I've often heard and even seen how hospitals treat newborns and their mothers. So just monitoring the process would be nice. Looking ahead...it's a good thing I agreed. All the tests were taken 33 times, I've already seen my son at the ultrasound several times, we almost finished the animation for the 3rd episode and should have passe

[ORIGINAL VIDEO (HOME VERSION)] [ORIGINAL VIDEO (STUDIO VERSION)] [SUBTITLES (HOME VERSION] & [STUDIO VERSION] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) A yellowed from life sheet of newspaper, Crumpled by thoughts and the last day. Every person is a damn egoist In their own world. But for every extra breath taken, Someone will force me to take another step. And I am my own devil and god, When it comes to gods. I can go around the entire globe, Recall many people's names. If someone stands with their back to me, Let it be your back. Chorus: My light is a house of cards. So easy to destroy, So hard to be in. The light fades from day to day, But it will only make its presence known The moment it's happy. Someday we'll throw out the old trash, On the Panther we'll drive away, Betrayal won't mean a thing to us, And we'll have no regrets. But for every mile there's something to pay, When every word has its own story. In this world we are still lucky, And we d

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Alina: Attention! This warning is here for a reason. Get your kids the hell away from the screen. Or leave them, but at your own risk. Season 2 Episode 3: WHO ARE THOSE FREAKS ON STAGE Ches: Fuck, we missed the turn again! Lordy: We haven't reached it yet. Ches: You're supposed to turn here! Lordy: Not here, dumbass! Ches: This is where you were supposed to turn! Lordy: Get your fingers off it! Ches: Fine, do this shit yourself! Glam, what are you writing there? Glam: Just something for history. Ches: Make sure you write about how we were late for the third concert because our driver kept missing the fucking turn. Bob: Watch it, or you're walking. Ches: It'll probably be faster that way. Lordy: Shut up! Glam: "September 4th. My life's changing with each passing day. Our concerts are getting better and better, there are more people, and the venues are looking more solid. Our manager, howeve

[ORIGINAL VIDEO (HOME VERSION)] [ORIGINAL VIDEO (STUDIO VERSION)] [SUBTITLES (HOME VERSION] & [STUDIO VERSION] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Body incision, I just started the job, But I already know what to write in the report. Dingle-berries clumping and papules festering, The smell's so bad it makes me want to puke. At least I've learned how to weigh hearts. Yours is just right, about 302 grams. At least I can do what no one else could, I'll use thread to sew your mouth shut. In my heart I'm a fine poet, in my work I'm a skilled butcher, And among my friends I'm a generator of intestinal jokes. Pathologist! You won't be able to avoid my services for long. All my clients are pleased with the result. Pathologist! Liver abscess, amenorrhea of the scrotum, Strange that I'm not seeing urethritis in you. There's clear nanism in the brain, Excoriations all over the urethra. Someday I'll be lying here, too, My colleague examining my cys

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] Kazakhstan GEEK TIME Fest. We rarely go anywhere at all, because...because we're constantly busy with far more important things. But we got a message from our partners from Almaty, who always greatly support us by buying our merch. They invited us to GEEK TIME Fest as guests. We won't lie, we had our own selfish goals for this trip. So selfish! We wanted to set up an overseas account in Kazakhstan. Why do we need an overseas account? Let me explain. We wanted to make the English version at the same time as the Russian one, so that the English viewers wouldn't have to wait long, but due to sanctions we have no way of paying our English voice actors. For that we need an overseas account. "Bla, bla, bla... And the account will be ready in 3 days, ha ha!" Obviously, though, it was gonna take a lot longer than 3 days, so we had to abandon this idea. That's fine! Unfortunately, we're living in a time where...who knows, maybe next year we won'

[TL Note: This translation is not verbatim . Most of the things have been rewritten for better readability, while maintaining the original meaning. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me .] [ORIGINAL VIDEO]   Before the Q&A, Alina and Dima showed a clip from episode 3 . Watch it here . Apologies for the quality. Q&A Q: Why do you use a poodle as your logo? Alina: That's a very hard question. I'm not sure what to say, but there's definitely a deep meaning behind it, even if I don't know exactly what. Perhaps you'll find out after Metal Family ends. Q: Will "Smell Like Cherry" [new WhoAreThoseFreaksOnStage song from the clip ] come out on any music streaming services? Dima: Yes. WhoAreThoseFreaks will have a full album. I'm not sure how many songs there will be. At least 5. Q: What was it about Lif that made Dee interested in her? Alina: Dee's an unusual guy, so logically he's interested in a girl who's just as unusual

  [TL Note: This translation is not verbatim . Most of the things have been rewritten for better readability, while maintaining the original meaning. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me .] [ORIGINAL VIDEO] TL;DR: Alina and Dima talk about good and bad animation, different animation techniques, scripts, voice acting and other educational stuff. [Nothing related to Metal Family]  Alina said the bad art quality of the first half of season 1 was deliberate. They weren't sure people were gonna like the project, so they prioritized time over quality, using a very loose, sketchy style to finish the episodes as fast as possible. Alina and Dima don't write scripts, just outlines. They figure out the visuals in storyboarding. That way they don't have to worry about the script getting outdated or needing changes later. Q&A: Q: Will there be an episode of Imagine about My Little Pony? Dima: Maybe there will. Q: Will we ever see adult Heavy and Dee, or will the charac

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Ches: Hey, dude. Come on in, don't be shy. Perhaps you're curious about this year's novelties? Or maybe you're a fan of classic vinyl? Or maybe you're interested in musical instrume— DON'T touch that. Ah, you're just here for fun. Well, if you got any questions, go right ahead. I'll answer. "How did you wipe with a guitar?" Ches: That was unexpected. Well, it's not so easy to do. You'd need practice, special equipment, and physical training. Start with paper first. "What's your full name?" Ches: You from the tax office? Um, my name is...Victor Stoltz. How's that? "Why do you help grannies cross the road? Are you a granny-lover?" Ches: Dude, grannies aren't gonna cross roads themselves. And as for granny-lovin'... I love everyone. "Please comment on this." Ches: Hm. Nice house. Why do you need my comment. Look how many t