Metal Family Translations

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) ... Good afternoon! My name's Glam, and now I'm going to answer your questions. But I don't have a lot of free time, so I'm only ready to spend... 14 minutes and 20 seconds, no more. Starting in 3... 2... 1... "Why did you decide not to buy the green rooster?" Because it's green, obviously. "Pardon my asking, but why did WhoAreThoseFreaksOnStage break up?" In short, we had... some disagreements. Well, all in good time. This band had given us a lot, but we've decided to move on. "Where's the sharpener, Sebastian?" My name is Glam. "How do you style your hair?" It's a fairly standard procedure. First I divide it into sections, then brush it, then lock it down with hairspray, and all of that takes no more than 40 minutes. "Did you miss Lydia after you left home?" A little. "Do you have any embarrassing moments related to Victoria o...

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [COVER BY ALEX VAS] [SUBTITLES (HOME VERSION] & [STUDIO VERSION] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) [Word for word translation] Study, study and study some more, They beat it into our heads before we're even born. We didn't choose our institution, We're forced to school like prisoners. And there, for 10 years, we'll beg for good grades. For A's they let us play — for F's they smack us with a ruler. I study hard, but in my head there's just a single word. A word that associates with every single school: Shit! It's shit! School is shit! It's shit! School is shit! It's shit! School is shit! [x2] I waste all of my free time, And then I spend the summer at a country house. I'd rather play some video games. Who knows, maybe I'll become an esports gamer. But it's okay, I'll finish school and then in 20 years, I'll visit the same school shitfaced and start making fun Of everyone who's gonna get that sti...

This English adaptation is by futagogo who can be reached on Twitter at twitter.com/futagogo [ORIGINAL TRANSLATION] [ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBTITLES [STUDIO VERSION] & [KARAOKE] by Peace [00:15-00:18] The same day I first came into this world, [00:18-00:22] In the deep, dark woods, a pine cone took root. [00:22-00:26] From then, I knew we’d be together. [00:26-00:29] Cuz you and I, no doubt we’re bound to be forever. [00:29-00:32] I glimpsed you hiding ‘midst the grove of trees, [00:32-00:36] But still despite it all I found you with ease. [00:36-00:39] No one around, you never made a sound [00:39-00:43] Heard you calling me. Oh, what more could I ask for? [00:50-00:59] The years fly by and I’ve become a teen [00:59-01:02] But you are just like me, we’re wild evergreens. [01:04-01:08] Right from the start, we’ve shared our very lives. [01:08-01:15] With every year survived, we’ll do much more than thrive. [01:15-01:20] There grows a pine! [x2] [01:22-01:23] And so do I! [01:26...

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [COVER BY ALEX VAS] [SUBTITLES (HOME VERSION] & [STUDIO VERSION] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) [Word for word translation] That day when I was born, A pine cone took roots in the forest. I felt a connection between us. You and I, It’s like we’re connected by chains. I knew you were growing amidst the trees. Finding you required no effort. And even though you don't make a sound, I feel the bond. And it’s enough for me. The years will pass, I’ll become a teenager, But the age difference won't change. You’ll always be the same age as me, And with each year we grow and thrive. The pine tree grows! The pine tree grows! And so do I! One family! One destiny! It’s been approximately 16 years, And I started hooking up with girls under you. With one of which I got unlucky, We both got drunk and it went way too far. Now I’m a dad with a ring on my finger. But no. Our bond didn’t weaken. I took my kids to meet you. Look, look! HOLY SHIT! YOU HAVE KIDS TOO! ...

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Dima: TE-HE-HE! And now we continue to discuss the topic of “Imagine”. Since the very first “Imagine” lots of people wrote about Lord of The Rings. Winx too, of course, but c’mon guys, we’re not gonna watch all seasons of this crap. Sorry. And we’ve already mentioned and talked about LOTR before, so making an Imagine on it was inevitable. However, unlike Harry Potter where we could just put the characters in the setting, we can’t do that here. Because they’re just gonna swim in this world like shit in an ice hole, and won’t do anything interesting. [Text on pot: “Lord of The Rings”] And since LOTR has, to put it mildly, way more characters than Metal Family, we’ll have to drop not only blood relationships, but also the entire timeline. [Glam on screen: “You’re not my son anymore.”] You’ll see what I mean. Let’s go! The world is changed. Glam: You’re late! I’ve been waiting for an hour! Ches: A wizard is never late...

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Well, hello. I’m Dee. I’m gonna answer your questions. Let’s go then... "What’s your favorite episode of ponies?" I don’t watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... or whatever it’s called. "What anime have you watched?" Naruto, started watching Attack on Titan, Hellsing, Vampire Hunter D — not because he’s called D. Death Note, Higurashi, Elfen Lied. I don’t know if Miyazaki’s stuff can be called anime, but I like it too. "How many languages do you know and which?" English, Latin, Spanish... basically a bit of everything. "Who is that girl from the quest room? Do you know her?" I don’t know what you mean. "How does your family support each other? How does everyone in the family support you, and how you support them?" Well, when I’m sad I go into Heavy’s room and curl up into a ball on his lap... and begin to cry. ... That’s what you wanted to hear, right? "...

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] ♫♪ Russian Post! ♫♪ Awaf to everyone! Let’s skip the long introduction and get right to the point. This video is for those who've made an order on our website metalfamily.ru and are worried they still haven’t received anything. Sadly I can’t personally monitor the shipment of every comic, answer messages and check the delivery. That's why it's done by my assistants. They're very responsible workers, but sadly I as a manager misjudged my own strength, even tough I expected there will be lots of orders. We thought the stock would sell out in a few months at best, but in the end it ran out in one week. That's... great! On one hand. And horrible on the other. Instead of processing 100 orders a day as planned, our workers have to process over 400. And even though we managed to get over most of the technical issues, there's still a problem regarding the delivery by the actual postal service. ♫♪ Russian Post! ♫♪ That we sadly can't change in any wa...

[ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Ches: Ugh, damn... Billy: Hello, Ches. I wanna play a game. You were lucky your whole life, but you never appreciated your luck. Let’s see if it will turn in your favor this time! Starting now... SAW Dima: [sings Saw Theme, laughs] Alina: Very menacing. Dima: DE-HE-HE! Okay, as you can see we chose Saw... Saws. Thank you everyone who suggested it. You cruel people... We didn't choose a specific installment of Saw, but instead decided to combine all of them together. To use the main idea of all parts, so to say. And as you may have noticed, this episode looks a bit different stylistically. That's because currently we're too busy with the second season and we try to not distract ourselves too much. That's why this video can be considered an experiment. The script and voices are still ours, but the animation is made by Junk. Junk, why are you hiding? Come out. Who made Kamaz and The Teacher . The su...

  [ORIGINAL VIDEO] [SUBBED VIDEO] by heavibear ( @ratibear on Instagram) Anna: Well, Vicky, are you ready? Vicky: Fine, let's do it already... Turn that shit on. Anna: I already did actually. Vicky: Oh, yeah? Anna: It's recording. Vicky: Ok, then start reading that stuff. Anna: Won't you introduce yourself? Vicky: [reluctantly] Hello everyone. I'm Victoria. Anna: Okay, and what are you gonna do right now? Vicky: I'm gonna answer questions! Anna: Perfect, Vicky. Vicky : Thank you. Anna: Alright, first question . "How did you meet Anna?" Vicky: Well, I was out driving and saw a girl standing with a bike. I pulled over of course and asked what was wrong. [to Anna] What happened there by the way? Anna: I believe the belt got torn. Vicky: I think your carburetor broke down. Anna: I have an injector. Vicky: But it could've been a carburetor... Anna: Oh, don't start this, alright? Vicky: Anyway, I helped as much as I could. After that we became friends....

  [ORIGINAL VIDEO] Alina: Awaf to everyone! We're happy to announce that our first, and hopefully not last comic is now up for sale! You can buy it from our official website, or in the 28oi shop. Links in the description. It may appear in other shops in the future, but don't worry, we'll announce it on Instagram and VK. And yes, we ship to all countries... except Latin America. Sorry guys... The Russian post service doesn't allow it for some reason. Perhaps because of the pandemic? Or because its the Russian post service. A few words about the comic. As I said before in the video "A little about the plans", the comic is essentially the 11th episode of season 1. It shows what happened to Glam after he left home and about his and Ches' lives. We don't plan to ever come back to this period of time. The second season will have adult Ches and Glam. You won't miss anything if you don't follow the comic. The story in the cartoon won't feel unfinis...

[The ArtWave 2021 convention was held in Moscow on March 20th. Alina and Dima were given a pretty short time on stage, so they were in a bit of a hurry. You can watch the stream vod on VK . Metal Family part starts at around 2:40:00 ] Alina: Hello everybody. I'm Alina, this is Dima, aka Xydownik, aka Fyodor. We're the creators of Metal Family! [crowd cheers] Dima: Well, let's go in order? We don't have a lot of time. Alina: We're gonna tell you in short about the comic, which I hope most of you are here for. But first a little about the first season, mid-season, and then about the creation of the comic. Let's begin by talking about the first season, after the release of episode 10, which came out on May 13. Dima: We were actually going to do a premiere of it here at ArtWave in May, but it was cancelled. Alina: Oh well, at least we'll show you the comic. Dima: We wanna first talk about things that were cut from the first season. Some of you might find it inte...